Friday, May 20, 2011

Toasted?

A representation of a real conversation with B the other night:

B - "MOM! Can I have some sugar?" pause "Please."

Me - no response as I try to figure out what she is up to.

B - "MOM! Can I PLEASE have some sugar?"

Me - "Why do you want sugar?"

B - "Well because bugs like sugar and I need to catch some for school, so I want to put sugar on the driveway to catch the bugs."

Me - "uh well...uh..." I'm stalling because I'm in the middle of trying to cook. My eyes land on a piece of half eaten toast on a plate on the table. "Why don't you take that piece of toast right there? Ants love toast."

B - "Really? Do ants REALLY like toast?" She's giving me the look of a skeptic. I know it well.

Me - "Yes. They do. AND because it is half-eaten, they will know it is good toast and want it even more."

B - She eyeballs me doubtfully, but she takes the toast out the door and yells "Thanks!" on her way out.

So was that a mom Win or Fail?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Win! :O)

Jen